Jesus and the Redneck

An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the
waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes�, so the
Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.


The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled
over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot
tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked�, Is that Jesus over
there?" The waitress nodded again, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, too.


The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there sweet thang,how's
about getting' me a cold glass of RC!" He too, looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded again, so the Redneck
said to give Jesus a cold glass of RC, too.


As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him, and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed�. The Irishman felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.


Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him, and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed�. The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he
raised up his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the
door.


Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Hey,
man, don't touch me...... I'm drawing' disability!!!!!"