Jesus and Moses are fishing up in Heaven reminiscing about their days on Earth. Moses says, "Man we really did some cool things back in the day." Jesus, "Hey, how about we try to do some of our old tricks?" Moses says, "Alright, I'll go first." Moses stands up, staff in one hand raises his arms together and stretches them out to either side. The water in the lake parts and the boat gently comes to rest on the lakes floor. Moses closes his arms and the water slowly goes back to normal. Jesus says, "That was pretty good, but I think I can top you." Jesus stands up takes a few calming breaths and puts one foot out on the water. He then places the other foot on the water, takes a few steps and falls in. Moses cries out, "Jesus Christ!" and quickly pulls him back in the boat. Moses says, "Jesus, what happened?" Jesus says, "That was a lot easier back when I didn't have these damn holes in my feet!"
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