Jesus: Hey Bruddha I'm bored, wanna play rock paper scissors...but with a twist? Every time a player loses, He gets a flick to the head.
Buddha: Interesting. Ok. *proceeds to lose every single round, audible yelps of pain ensue*
Jesus: Hey you alright? Tough luck man let's take a break.
*5 minutes later*
Jesus: Okay I'm bored again, wanna play that game again?
Buddha: No way, I always lose and my head is still aching!
Jesus: Fine...Hmm how about for this round, the loser gets a flick to the balls instead then?
Buddha: Challenge accepted.
And the rest is history.
Even today, Buddha can be seen with bruises all over his head, with both hands in a ready-to-flick gesture...meanwhile Jesus is always on the lookout because he doesn't want Jesus Jr. hurt; even when he was crucified he kept his legs crossed
Edit : Formatting. First time posting and on mobile!
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