A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: Sukitaki. Mojitaka!
Wife: Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!
Husband (angrily): Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife (on her knees literally begging): Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband (Shouts angrily): Na miaou kina Tim kouji!
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't know a word of Japanese!! You'll read anything as long as it's about sex... You all need serious help!!!
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