Nixon calls in William Colby from the CIA to investigate. After a couple of days, Colby calls Nixon with the results of the CIA's investigation. "Dick, I have bad news and worse news."
"Oh, Jesus, Bill, what do you mean?"
"Well, we took urine samples of everyone who has access to the White House. It's Gerald Ford's piss."
"Oh, for fuck's sake Bill, are you sure?"
"Yeah, absolutely, Dick."
"Jesus, ok, so what's the worse news?"
"Well, Dick, it's Pat's handwriting."
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