The hotel manager asks, "How was your wake up call, sir?"
"It was rather rude!" Bond replies, grumpily.
"Oh no! Would you care to elaborate so we make sure not to make the same mistake again?" The manager asks.
"Well I was shaken, not stirred!"
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