Guy goes to Jamaica on a business trip. Upon landing in the airport, he realizes he has to go to the bathroom.
He goes in and see this tall Jamaican man using the stall next to him. Not being able to help himself, he glances over at the man's penis and sees "WELMAN" tattooed on it.
The business man finishes up, washes his hands, and goes outside the bathroom door.
When the Jamaican man comes out he walks up to him and says, "Sir I'm sorry for looking in the bathroom and I just have to know, what does WELMON mean? Is it a native thing?"
The Jamaican man replies, "No, mon. I'm just having a bad day. It actually says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon!'"
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