There's a boss who hired two workers (Jack and Jill) last summer as temporaries. The summer is now over, and he doesn't have the money to keep both workers on, but he CAN keep one. He's got a problem because they're both good workers. So he decides to let fate settle his dilemma by firing the first one of the two that goes to the water fountain the next morning.
Jill is the first to arrive, and, having a headache, takes two aspirins to the water cooler. The boss says to himself, "Well, that's it then. It's gotta be Jill."
He calls Jill into his office. "Money is tight, and I don't have enough to keep you AND Jack on the payroll. So I either have to lay you or Jack off."
To which Jill replied: "Well, you'll just have to jack off, because I have a headache."
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