Osama Bin Laden gos to a Phsycic. This is their convo...
Phsycic: Yes?
Laden: What day will I die?
Phsycic: I see that you will die on an American holiday...
Laden: Okay...but what day will that be?
Phsycic: It doesn't matter,the day you die WILL be an American
holiday!!
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