I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol. Its only downside is that I now miss a lot of work due to hangovers

Weight

A women, not known for her patience, would complain often about the long...

Fish

What do you call a horny fish? A blowfish

What do you call...

A stroke of genius!

My Grandfather...

He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p

A couple is...

"So I got my first race horse treat today!" "Race horse treat what's that ?"...

Mickey and Minnie...

Mickey and Minnie, having some problems end up at the Divorce court. The...

How do you stop...

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Martha Stewart's...

December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold,...

What is the...

What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

Are you seeing...

Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?