Ive seen this place, filled with hills and green grass, people party and eat and just chill out. They live for hundreds of years in peace. Virtually no crime. sunshine most days, nice families, quaint neighbourhood...

I was yelled at...

Apparently "Jeez and crackers" is not an appropriate name for the Eucharist.

Dat Ass

This is something a friend and I started when he saw a chick wearing some hot...

Having friends is...

Having friends is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you...

What happens if...

What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Two girls and a...

They get shitfaced.

Having a baby

There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what...

You Know You're...

You know you're southern when your town has more syllables than letters.

Constipation blues

A man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed...

They were both...

Two seconds later they died.

Apparently...

They're called the Lincoln Logs.