A man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later the man complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," the man said, "Shoving them up my ass?"
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