I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50...

What did the...

Sorry, i couldn't resist

Where do really...

In a dictonaerie.

A plane gets...

The head terrorist is in the cockpit with the pilot. He demands that the...

10 years after...

Obama dies but after 10 years he gets bored and asks the god to let him go...

If I'm being...

I'd say it's Doctor Whom. ^*Edit: ^As ^a ^few ^have ^astutely ^pointed ^out,...

What happens when...

They shit their brains out!

US Naval...

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship...

If I have to...

Soviet.

Q: Why did the...

Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with...

WWII era Soviet joke

In the middle of Stalin's war council Marshall Zhukov storms out of the room,...