A friend told me he didn't understand how the universe worked, so I became a physicist and explained the wonders of the universe.
A friend of mine didn't understand how plants produce oxygen, so I became a botanist and explained to him the wonders of plants and ecosystems.
A friend didn't understand how math was necessary in life, so I became a mathematician and showed him just how much math is needed on a daily basis.
But one day, this same friend didn't think it felt good to give blow jobs....
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