Two Mexicans, Juan and José were walking in the desert on a very hot day. It was a long journey and they were both dehydrated.
Suddenly José became quite animated and shouted: 'Juan, Juan look! On the hill over there, it is a bacon tree!'
Sceptically Juan had a look, and said: 'José, you are dehydrated, there is no such thing as a bacon tree.'
José was convinced however so went running up the hill so that he could prove it. A few minutes later Juan heard gunshots so he ran up the hill to make sure José was ok. When he got to the top he saw José lying on the floor with a gun wound in his chest. Juan shouted: 'José what happened?'
With glazed eyes José looked at Juan and whispered: 'It was not a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.'
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