...and my neighbor heard my practicing and came over to ask a couple of questions.
First he asked if I can play tenor, and I wanted to know what that meant. He said ten or twenty miles away.
Then he asked if I can play solo, and I wondered what he was talking about, of course I play solo. Not that, he said, he meant could I play so low that he couldn't hear it.
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