Despite his friends' advice, a young business man goes into a tattoo shop...

He sees another customer waiting to get a tattoo,
"You know, my friends tell me that getting a tattoo when I'm young is a bad idea because when you get older, your skin gets wrinkly and the tattoo will start to look weird. But I am a smart business man, and I believe in making smart investments. That's why I'm here today to get a tattoo on my arm."

The other customer seemed confused, "But sir, based on your friends' advice, getting a tattoo would not be making a smart investment!"

"Ah, one might think that at first, but that's why I'm getting a tattoo of a strip of bacon!"

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