...and all the candidates were so bad nobody voted. Barrack Obama decides to have a 'literal' presidential race.
Trump goes first, and gets 13:12. Hillary knows she has to run as fast as she can to beat him. She tramples all the flowers and runs as fast as she can to beat Trump.
She comes with a time of 10:11.
"That must be a record!" She pants
Obama replies: "No, bush did 9:11."
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