The people of the US hated all the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be.
Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea:
A literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the white house, and the best time would become president.
Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes 24 minutes.
Trump goes next and posts a time of 14 minutes 24 seconds.
Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as she can in an effort to beat Trumps time. She finally crosses the finish line in just under 10 minutes.
"Aha, that must be some kind of record!" she exclaims.
"I don't think so," says Obama, "Bush did 9:11"
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