It's Not Fair

If she cries, she's upset. If I cry, I'm a wuss


If she talks dirty to me, she likes me. If I do it, I'm
harassing her.


If she gets a job first, it's being fair. If I get it it's
favoritism.


If she's broke and homeless, she's been abused. If I am, I'm a
bum.


If she goes somewhere with another woman, she has a friend. If I
go somewhere with another man, I'm gay.


If she kicks/punches me in the balls, it's payback. If I
kick/punch her in the breasts, I'm a sexual harasser, and it's
in newspapers everywhere.