... And a man in the third row at the fifty yard line has been wondering why there is 3 empty seats in front of him. Finally he taps a man on the shoulder who is sitting beside the seats.
"The biggest game of all year and these people didn't show up! How insane is that!?" He asks.
"Actually, those seats were for my wife and parents. We've been going to the Super Bowl together for the past 10 years." He replies, while a tear falls from his eye. "Unfortunately, they all were killed in a car accident."
Drunk yet apologetic, the fan asks, "Wow, I'm so sorry to hear that, but you couldn't find some family or friends to take the seats? After all, it's the Super Bowl!!!"
"I'm afraid not on this rainy Sunday." The man replied. "They're all at the funeral."
Edit: Grammar.
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