A guy walks into a brothel and asks if it is a union shop - the lady says no. The guy says "well, unfortunately I cannot patronize this particular establishment as i can only do business with union shops, do you know of any brothels that are union?"
The lady says "yes, Lorna's down the street is full on union, here's the address" The lady then calls Lorna and says "Look there was a guy here, union this, union that - I told him you were a union shop so just tell him OK"
The guy shows up to Lorna's and asks "you a union shop?" The lady behind the counter says "absolutely full union"
The guy says "Great, then I'd like to go chat with that beautiful young redhead over there in the corner"
The lady said "Oh, no sorry you can't, you have to take 450lb Helga over there as she has seniority"
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