...about strength. They can't agree, because the Hungarian claims a bull is the more powerful, whereas the Soviet claims it's the tank. They decide to set up a confrontation between a bull and a tank to see who's right.
And they do so. Right before the duel, however, the Hungarian walks up to the bull and whispers something in its ears. After that, the duel begins. The bull destroys the tank within minutes. The Soviet cannot believe his eyes:
'This is impossible! If I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I never would've believed it. But tell me, what did you whisper to the bull before the fight?'
'Oh, all I told him was that these were the guys who took away the cows in '45.'
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