An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301
There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I'ma on the left. With you elbow, hita my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What ? --You comin'a empty handed?"
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