It was the stockbroker's first day in prison and on meeting his psychotic-looking cell mate he became even more nervous than ever.
''Don't worry, mate,'' said the prisoner when he noticed how scared the stockbroker looked. ''I'm in for a white- collar crime, too,''
''Oh, really?'' said the stockbroker with a sigh of relief.
''Yeah,'' said the prisoner. ''I murdered a priest.''
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