Because of this special occasion, Mary thought that she will prepare nice dinner for her beloved one. She made his favourite soup and second course that they were eating on their first date. Evening comes, candles are burning and smooth jazz is playing in the background. They are looking into each other's eyes and begin to eat.
While eating, Mary stops for a second, looks at Gary and says:
"Baby, it's so heartwarming when I am looking at you.."
Gary looks up and replied: "Then take out your tit from the broth.
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