A young male cashier is ringing her groceries through the scanner one at a time: Loaf of bread, carton of milk, bag of celery, box of tampons... The cashier immediately stops, looks up at the woman with a perplexed look and says "You must be single". She replies "Yes, how did you know?", to which he says "Cuz you're fucking ugly".
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