A father is driving with his young daughter and unbeknownst to him, Lorena Bobbitt is driving in front of them after she had just cut off her husband's penis and is about to throw it into a field. It smacks and sticks against the father's windshield. After he realizes what it is, he quickly flips on the windshield wipers to fling it off before his daughter sees it. But she did, and she asks "Daddy what was that?" "It was just a bug" he says.
She thinks about it for a few seconds and says "Wow that bug had a huge dick!"
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