It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic. Well, answered the priest, that's not a sin. But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed. I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause. Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question... What is that, my son? Do I have to tell him the war is over?
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