There's this man and a woman who seem to like each other, but between work and life, they have had a heck of a time carving out the time to actually go on a date! Finally things line up, and they arrange to have dinner at a nice restaurant one day after work.
To make matters worse, on the way to the restaurant, the car blows a tire. The man, unprepared, has no jacket--no gloves. He steels himself for the cold and quickly gets all his spare tire gear out of the car, and jacks the car up. Soon, he hops back in the car and thrusts his hands between his date's legs.
"Excuse me?" she says.
The man is totally apologetic: "I'm sorry, but I'm losing the feeling in my hands, and this is the warmest spot in the car right now. Forgive me, but I need to do this so we can get on with our evening." She agrees. Eventually, the man goes out and removes the flat, quickly installs the spare, and lands back inside the car, thrusting his hands between his date’s legs again.
“Are you sure this is necessary?”
“Yes, again, I’m sorry. I’m almost done with the tire thing. I really am sorry.” And she forebears the indignation for a little while longer. The man soon jumps out of the car, throws all the gear back into the trunk, hops back into the car, once more thrusting his hands between his date’s legs.
Before she can object he says, “I’m truly sorry about this. But I just need to get the feeling back in my hands so I can grip the wheel and we’ll be on our way.”
She asks, “Aren’t your ears cold?”
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