Israeli Personal Ads

Actual Personal Ads taken from Israeli newspapersAttractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house. POB 46Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write. POB 81Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows? POB 43.Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. POB 658 Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane. POB 90Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 43Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB 74Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 76Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. POB 435Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanuka candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB 787Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 55580-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? POB 545I'm a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp. POB 76Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK. POB 64