The kosher rocket was launched with the brave astronauts onboard. With the groundbreaking tech, they flew extremely fast, passing planets, stars, occasionally some nebulae... They got so far in fact that they reached antimatter masses, but they kept flying. Then, they spotted an antiplanet. 'Let's land', they decided. And they did. They landed on an anticlearing. They looked around, and on the edge of it, by the antiforrest there was an anticottage. Antismoke flew from the antichimney - 'The antihut must be inhabited!', they thought ecstatically. They came closer, took a peek through the antiwindow - the antihut seemed empty. So they reached the antiknob, opened the antidoor, and in the antihall, by the antitable the antisemites sat.
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Translated from Polish, did the best I could.
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