Isa masih asked dorje "whats good here"

Isa masih during his travels across tibbath went into an inn. He asked Dorje who was the innkeeper "whats good here?"

Dorje replied: "the weather. we have very nice weather here."

Isa masih said "no, no. I am asking about this inn. whats good in this inn?"

Dorje replied "I don't know. I have never thought about that. It is just an ordinary inn."

Isa masih said "no, no. I am asking what is the food that you have here which is good."

Dorje replied "the pie we made from the forest berries last year was very good."

Isa masih was getting frustrated "look here you literal minded fucktard. i am asking what do have right now written on the menu that you can make for me and serve me so i can eat it."

Dorje replied "words are written on the menu. you cant eat those. also i cant cook. also we dont serve people, we serve food to people. so i dont know how to answer your question."

Isa masih look up in despair and said "okay, okay you win. crucifixion is better than this bullshit eastern philosophy torture."