atheists joke alert

Matthew goes up to his friend

Matt: hey man look at this new story book i made called the bible!
Friends: aw sweet let me read it!
*1 months later*
Friend:This is some deep stuff man, but you know what would be funny?
Matt: What?
Friends: If people actually worshipped this stuff based on this book years from now.
Matt: Nah, people can't be THAT stupid

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