irishman englishman scotsman in a bar discussing their daughters.englishman says"i thought i knew my daughter but the other day i went in her room and found a bottle of vodka under her bed! i didnt even know she drank!" scotsman says" u think thats bad? i went in my daughters room yesterday and found 20 ciggies at the side of her bed! i didnt even know she smoked!" the irishman piped up" u think thats bad do u? i went in my daughters room last nite and found a packet of condoms on the floor! i didnt even know she had a dick!!!!!!"
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