An Irishman wanted to start a logging business. Since he couldn't possibly make as much money felling trees by himself as he would with some workers helping him, he put out a simple ad flyer in town square: tree fellers needed.
Later in the day, two other Irishmen, Sean and Patrick, walk by and notice the ad. Sean turns to Patrick and says "if only Seamus was with us, then we would get the job"
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