3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity.
So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked
chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes
'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower. So
she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes
'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves. Now she
goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesn�t ring. The woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"
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