Penis Tax

April 15 is tax day in the US, so please read the following to
make certain that you have paid all of your taxes for either yourself or
your husband or boyfriend.


The only thing any Government has not taxed is the male penis.


This is due to the fact that
40 % of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
20 % of the time it is pissed off,
30 % of the time it is hard up and
10 % of the time it is in the hole.


On top of this it has two dependents and both of them are nuts!


According to the income tax amendment act 1995, your penis will be
taxed according to its size.


To determine your category, please refer to Schedule 2 of the Income
Tax return Form 8 which states the following :


10 to 12 inches --------- Luxury tax ---------- $ 50.00
8 to 10 inches --------- Pole tax ------------ $ 45.00
5 to 8 inches --------- Privilege Tax ------- $ 40.00
3 to 5 inches --------- Standard Tax -------- $ 30.00


Anyone under 3 inches is entitled to a refund of 20 %
and special relief as a handicapped person.
Please do not ask for an extension.


Those who exceed 12 inches will be liable for
Capital Gains Tax.


If you have any queries, please contact the nearest Income Tax
office. Our staff will be only too willing to handle your problem.