International relations

The United Nations noticed that there was a lot of dissent among its ranks and relationships were strained. The UN leaders called a meeting and came up with a plan to increase morale that was discussed and agreed upon by all members.

The plan was to take a representative from three different countries and place them on a deserted island for a year. They asked for volunteers. The representative from Greece stood up and shared how one of their own should be on the island because the Greeks are great at fishing and cooking seafood. Then the German delegate stood up and shared that Germans are great engineers and builders so they should be on the island to build the infrastructure. Finally the Japanese delegate stood and said they are great at moving goods and logistics so there should be someone from Japan on the island.

The Greeks volunteered their finest chef who was in charge of all the food. The Germans their best engineer who was in charge of building and maintaing the habitat. The Japanese their top logistics person who was solely in charge of supplies. They were shipped to the island for a year with strict orders to work together.

After the year was up the UN assembly sailed out to the island. They first saw a huge house that was meticulously built by the German. They were impressed. Welcoming them inside the home them was a large feast caught and cooked by the Greek. The Japanese representative, however, was nowhere to be found. When they asked the whereabouts of the Japanese representative the Greek and German said he took off into the jungle as soon as they arrived never to be heard from again. The UN immediately sent out a search team. The team was walking down a trail looking for the Japanese representative when all of a sudden he dropped down in front of them out of the tallest tree on the island and shouted "SUPPLIES!"