A man is sitting with this wife and she says "Really! Really!!! You forgot our anniversary? The man realizes to late he is caught. The wife continues "I better have something in that driveway out there tomorrow that can go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds or I am done with you. The next morning the wife finds a small package with a bow in the driveway and opens it. Inside she finds a scale...the man was never heard from again.
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