a grandfather and his poorly behaved three-yearold grandson. “Easy, Billy,” says grandfather calmly. “We won’t be long.”
In the cookie aisle, the woman hears the kid whining some more, “I want cookies! Gimme cookies!”
It’s OK Billy, just a couple more minutes, and we’ll be out of here. Just hang on; you’re doing great,” says the grandfather.
At the check out, the kid screams, “CANDY! I want candy!”
Billy, Billy, relax, pal. Don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes.”
The woman is impressed. “You’re amazing,” she tells the grandfather. “You kept your composure no matter how loud he got. Billy is very lucky to have you as a grandpa.”
“Thanks,” replies the grandfather. “But I’m Billy. The little twerp is Michael.
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