A man is walking along when he runs into a bunch of Indians. The Chief Indian steps forward and says, "You have trespassed on sacred territory. You must die or take the Three Indian Tepee Test."
"Well I didn't mean to sir, it you could just-"
"No, no matter you must die or take the Three Indian Tepee Test."
"What's the Three Indian Tepee Test?"
"You must go into first Tepee and drink whole keg beer, then you must go into second tepee and remove sore tooth from lions mouth, then you go to third tepee and make Fat Indian Squaw sexually happy."
Well neither option is sounding real great to the guy, but he figures anything is better then death, and agrees. So he walks into the first tepee and drinks the whole keg of beer, comes out stumbling and is led to the second tepee. He goes in and immediately there is growling, but a short while later the sound is followed by purring.
Then the man walks out pants half down and slurs, "Now where is that squaw with the bad tooth?
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