A taxi driver picks up a girl from a club and has to take her home. As the ride was quite long he asks her if she wants to hear a joke. She says yes and he starts:
" One day God sent Saint Peter down to Earth to perform a statistic of how many girls between 15 and 25 years old are still virgins. Saint Peter takes months to gather the information and compile the results and then he comes back. There were only 7 virgins in the whole world with age between 15 and 25 years. God was surprised. Saint Peter suggested to do something nice for those 7 girls to reward them for their purity and strength of character that allowed them not to give into temptation. God thought about it and decided to send each of them a card with a few meaningful Godly words."
He then turned to the girl and asked:
- Do you know what the card said?
- What? the girl asked
- Hm, so you did not receive one ...
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