In the not-so-distant future, Canada is in Civil War: Quebec vs. the rest of Canada. There are two friends, Ethan from Canada and Joshua from Quebec. They are both extremely patriotic, but still maintain their friendship by sitting hanging out at the border. One day while walking, they come across a magic lamp, conveniently labeled 'magic lamp'. They both dive for it, and a genie pops out. Alright, the genie says. You guys probably know the whole 'wishes' spiel, but since three doesn't divide into two evenly, I'm gonna give each of you one wish. Joshua jumps up. I wish for a mile high wall to surround Quebec that's impenetrable from the outside. With a snap of his fingers and the wall appears, separating Joshua from Ethan and the genie. The genie turns to Ethan. Well? he asks. Ethan ponders for a few moments. Fill it with water.
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