In the men's room this morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal when suddenly, for no discernible reason, he confided in me that he hadn't seen his pecker in 15 years. Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal information to a complete stranger, not knowing what else to say and wanting to be helpful, I said..... "Why don't you diet?
Giving me a surprised stare, he said, "Dye it? For God's sake, what color is it now?"
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