So Ms. Smith decides to ask the kids questions on U.S. history.
First question:"Can anyone name the first president".
All the kids are quiet but little Yoshi raises his hand "George Washington".
"Correct, you get a gold star".
Second question:"Which president ended slavery?".
Again, all the kids are quiet but little Hideko raises his hand "Abraham Lincoln".
"Correct, you get gold star".
Ms. Smith was agitated at this point "It's sad that the Japanese kids know more about American history than the American kids...".
Then out of nowhere
"Fuck the japs!".
"Who said that!?" Screamed Ms. Smith.
Little Johnny speaks up "Douglas MacArthur, now give me my fuckin star!"
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