A member of the foreign legion wanted to remain faithful to his wife, Marie, whilst stationed abroad. So, he had her name tattooed on his penis. In its normal state, only the first and last letters of the name were visible, but when he got too interested in any of the local women, the full name of his wife would be legible, and he would be reminded not to stray from the righteous path. One day, when using the toilet, he noticed that his black fellow legionnaire, in the stall next to him, also had the letters 'M' and 'E' on his penis. "Is your wife also called Marie?" he asked. When the guy looked at him, uncomprehending, he pointed at his penis. "Ah", the guy laughed, now understanding, "no, that reads 'Mémoire à une nuit chaude passée en Afrique occidental-francaise'."
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