A couple have been married for 20 years and the husband has always insisted turning off the light whenever they had sex. One day the woman got curious and during the love making she turned the light on. She was surprised to see the man using a dildo instead of his own pleasurestick. Infuriated, she asks him to explain why he lied and misled her for all those years. 'I will tell you' he calmly replied 'if you can explain to me how the hell we got kids!'
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