A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. For year and years they live there, one day they find a magic lamp.
They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a geenie.
The geenie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one"
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life-- I just want to go home" and POOF she is gone.
The the red head makes her wish "This place sucks, I want to go home too" and poof she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The geenie says to her " my dear what is the matter, "I wish my friends were here"
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