On the main floor 1000's of ladies stand in line for their chance to meet single guys, the atmosphere is electric! Groups of ladies stand in line some laughing giddily amongst themselves with an excited look on their face. Peggy sue holds a small raffle ticket in hand that reads she is contestant 7068.
A voice comes over the speaker system, announcing that the contest is about to begin and explains how it’s going to work. Each floor is full of men. Each floor has a specific type of men that has been predetermined using a questioner. If a lady wants to meet men in that specific type she can enter the floor this way everyone has lots of room to mingle with out overcrowding. Contest begins and about 1 hour later Peggy Sue is next in line.
After some pleasantry and another explanation of the rules she is let in to the only staircase of the building and the door shuts behind her, as she begins to go up the stairs to the 1st floor.
As she gets to the first floor she notices a sign that reads "Welcome to the First floor extremely good looking men only at this floor". Being a little conservation Peggy decides to see what the second floor has in-store.
as she get to the second floor another sign that reads "Welcome to the Second floor extremely good looking men with Great Jobs on this floor only". Peggy thinks to herself my god second floor is twice as better as the first so she decides to check out 3rd floor.
as she gets to the third floor another sign " Welcome to the Third floor extremely good looking men with Great Jobs that are looking for a long term relationship only on this floor" good lord she exclaims i must see what is on the fourth floor.
another sign stares her in the face “Welcome to the Fourth floor extremely good looking men with Great Jobs that are looking for a long time relationship that love to cuddle here". Peggy reads as she walks on past up to the fifth floor. Saying she just must see the next floor
"Welcome the Fifth floor extremely good looking men with Great Jobs that are looking for a long time relationship that love to cuddle and watch girl movies". Peggy reads as she climbs to the 6th floor.
"Welcome to the 6th floor extremely good looking men with Great Jobs that are looking for a long time relationship that love to cuddle and watch girl movies and love Kids". Peggy stops and catches her breath while thinking out loud "this keeps getting better and better I can’t wait till I see what’s at the top floor.
As she walks up the last flight of stairs she notices that she passed an invisible laser line as she gets to the top there is a sign blinking "Welcome you are Visitor Number 7068 to this floor" and below it reads "There are no men here. This floor was used only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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